AISubs v3.7
I'm not going to tease you anymore!
No, no, no, I've said it before, but I'm always careful.
Especially you! The tall one, the green one!
I'm not the only one!
I'm not bullying you!
You guys think too much based on your own body standards!
There are various plans for the 10th episode.
But you know, every time I think, "Wow, I'm really old."
Once upon a time, in Okazaki City, you were doing the best club activities in high school sports club, weren't you?
Well, well, well.
I was scolded for playing the guitar in a crappy high school music room.
Does it have anything to do with being scolded?
I thought you wouldn't make it the same.
Is there an average of that?
I'm a biologically rich person, so...
Oh, that's right!
Can I say it differently?
It's the same thing!
This one is crazy!
And you're the type I don't want you to scold me.
I'm not being scolded!
That's why I can't go out for a big meal, or even in videos where I use my physical strength,
Well, you're an insect, aren't you?
It's like that.
I'm really sorry about that.
But, well, for you guys,
it's this different!
If you're small, you're so free.
You're carrying a handicap.
I'd like you to learn that a little bit.
I'd like you to know the feelings of weak people.
Do you think so?
Weak people, huh?
I've been seriously working on three things.
I've been doing things I don't think I'm good at.
I think you can easily break that record.
But if you're an insect eyeglass, you'll probably be at your limit and it'll be impossible.
Please don't do that.
And the person with the closest record will know how I feel.
I'll be happy about it.
You'll be happy about it.
Yes.
Are you an insect eyeglass or an insect eyeglass?
No, I'm an insect eyeglass.
An insect eyeglass?
Then I'll be an insect eyeglass.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's gross!
It's weak!
It's not gross!
No, it's weak!
I'd like you to experience this debuff by wearing glasses first.
I don't like it!
Then take them off!
The first one is...
Well, I'm not good at it.
I'm really short.
I'm not good at games.
Game? Height?
Basketball?
No, no.
The game where characters jump and jump.
I really can't do it.
I'm not good at controlling the air.
Anyway, I'd like you to give me the score closest to mine.
Yes, I really did it for the first time.
It's an app called "Gunso Chariso".
Wow!
First!
I'll show you the video later, so I'll go ahead.
I did it for the first time.
Then the camera stopped.
I said, "Oh, it stopped."
The second time...
I'll submit my second record this time.
By the way, I did it seriously.
Yes, yes.
I thought it was a bug eye and played the game live.
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry. Can you give him the example one?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, good, good, good.
Thank you very much.
Bug eye.
Threat!
Oh, it's open!
Yeah!
The bug eye is complete!
I've never done that before.
The bug eye is complete!
Where did you see it?
Start!
Wow!
Charlie!
Wow!
You're fast!
Wow!
I want to wear a meat hat like Charlie!
What do you mean?
Bye!
Wow! It feels good!
Aren't you surprised? Are you okay?
Here!
Around here!
No, you can still do it.
Wow!
Just do it normally!
That's lame.
It's 1,221 meters.
Yes, it's 1,221 meters. Remember it.
Okay.
Next person.
Here I go!
Isn't he bad at it?
It's a new pattern.
Here I go!
I'm not that bad.
Here I go!
I'm not that bad.
I'm Charlie!
Here I go!
You don't look good in glasses.
You look like an old man.
An old man?
You look like an old man.
Here I go!
Wow!
It's hard!
It is.
It's not that bad.
Wow!
It's hard.
Don't touch it.
It's like "Zengoku".
When you play "Yumemaru", you shut up.
Yes.
I'm scared of games like this.
You don't like shitty games like "Yumemaru", do you?
I do, but...
When I'm told to shut up...
I can't shut up.
Wow!
It's hard!
Why don't you play it by yourselves?
Everyone, please don't enjoy it by yourselves.
850 meters!
Please remember it.
That tire is rotten.
Yes.
Let's move on to the next one.
Your face!
I don't look like that.
Here I go!
It's a jump kick!
It's dangerous!
I can't do it.
I can do it.
Take it easy.
Easy!
I'm serious.
How many meters is it?
667 meters.
Yes.
Let's practice it a little.
Let's switch places.
Yes.
Wow!
Okay, I'll do it.
- Let's do it. - I can't see it at all.
- This is bad. - There it is!
It's everywhere.
Check it out.
- I see, I see. - What happened there?
This is fine.
- What happened there? - What did you eat?
I can't see it at all.
- Isn't it hard to see? - There it is!
- This is bad. - This is bad.
It went somewhere amazing.
- It fell! - It fell!
- Now... Isn't it true? - It's true.
- 843. - Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes. - I see.
- I'll die here and float away, so what's wrong with that?
By the way, can you guys carry it around?
- Of course we can! - Of course we can!
- Right? It's surprising. - We can't carry it around.
- It's a secret between us and you guys! - Wow!
- Wow, you're good! - You're good!
- I'm going to say something that's not original. - It's not original.
I'm not good at games, so I can't think of a first or second level when I jump.
So every time I go "hmmm... hmmm..."
I might fall by chance.
Hmmm... hmmm...
- You're pretty good! - You're pretty good!
- AHHH, HI THERE! I'M LIKE THIS!
- 600km! - No way!
- No way! - I think I'm okay.
I'm Mushimein! Thank you very much!
- By the way, we'll do a version without Mushimein. - Yeah!
- It's pretty easy, though. - Okay, we'll do it then!
- Let's have Toshibir-san do it first. - You sure you don't want us to ride it?
- Yeah, not at all! - BAAAH!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The volume is going up! - Not at all!
You're right. I'll take my glasses off. My voice will get really loud.
I'm counting on you. Go for it.
Leave it to me.
I'm serious. I'm serious.
Sato is here! Kanta is here!
Oh, it's a live stream from above.
Wow!
How many meters is it?
884 meters.
What?
884 meters.
It's like a cat.
It's standing up.
Kanta is here!
I got a game live stream.
Please enjoy it with me.
Hello, everyone in Japan.
Welcome to Megane Games.
I found an interesting app today, so I'd like to play it.
I don't know what it does, but...
If you push and tap,
this tiny bike will jump.
To avoid falling into this hole,
you can gain distance.
It's a game like that.
It's a simple game like that.
It's a so-called "shit game."
Surprisingly,
even that big step
can be overcome by this bike.
Oh!
It's 864 meters.
It's scary.
What's the shortest distance?
850 meters.
Yumemaru!
Take off your glasses!
Ouch!
What?
Ouch!
Don't look so sad.
Don't be sad.
I got a swimsuit this time.
Wow!
That's right.
I'll give you the swimsuit I wore and...
a heart-pounding parade.
Go ahead.
This is my swimsuit.
If you just got a CD, it's fine.
Are you mad at me?
I'm not mad at you.
The second round!
As you can see,
I'm short.
It means I don't have power.
So you have to guess how weak I am this time.
So I've been playing Benchpress.
But it's a level that can be raised for a moment, so it's a little different from ordinary Benchpress.
But you've already done it today.
And the data has disappeared.
Glasses should be able to manage data.
But don't worry. Glasses are smart.
I've noticed that there's someone who can restore data like this.
What?
Right now, Cyclone is heading for a super trick.
There's someone like that!
What's up with your glasses?!
What's up with you?! You don't have long glasses!
So let's take a look at the VTR.
Everyone's prediction VTR.
If it was restoring data.
If it wasn't restoring data, I'd be wearing a suit like this and apologizing like this.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Benchpress
We're going to measure the center of gravity that you've raised, right?
That's right.
For now, let's set it at 10 kg.
10 kg.
40 kg, right?
40 kg.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's go for 10 kg more.
Oh, really?
How was it?
It's insanely heavy!
I'll go for 60 kg.
So you're going for 60 kg?
Yes, 60 kg.
For now, let's go for 40 kg.
40 kg?
Yes, 40 kg.
For now.
It's heavy!
50 kg?
Yes, 50 kg.
Okay, I'll go for it.
Oh!
I got it, it's 50 kg.
DJ, I'm sorry.
Lastly, let's go for 40 kg.
Yes, it's going up.
Okay, I got it.
40 kg.
45 kg.
40 kg.
40 kg minus 40 kg is 60 kg.
Yes.
Are you okay?
55 kg.
It's 55 kg.
I don't know.
Please tell me.
Oh, it's hard.
It's hard.
50 kg.
I'll decide it with 50 kg.
Okay.
I'll decide it.
Okay.
I decided it with 40 kg.
Okay.
I'll decide it with 10 kg.
Oh, I'll decide it.
I'll decide it no matter how much I lose weight.
You always lose weight.
Oh, it's quite heavy.
But, it went up.
No, I can lift it up.
I can lift it up.
Oh, it's perfect.
It's real.
It's very real.
Mushi-san, I think you can do it.
Can you do 65 kg?
It's fine.
I think 65 kg is fine.
Okay.
I decided it.
It's 65 kg.
Keep it up.
Okay.
I'll decide it with 60 kg.
Okay.
I'll decide it.
Well, well, well...
I knew it.
Somehow...
I'll decide it with 50 kg.
I'll decide it.
No, no, no.
But, it's 153cm, right?
It's 153cm.
It's just the right size for me.
This is 70kg.
It's heavy!
I've broken the record of Mr. Mishita.
It's 70kg.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Then, I'll wait for the result.
Yes.
So,
I expected it to be 60kg.
It's heavier than I thought.
I thought it wouldn't break the record.
It's dead.
What did you say?
It's dead.
You said it without thinking.
It's dead.
Did you expect me to die?
I didn't expect you to die.
It's not dead.
I thought it would break the record.
So, I chose 50kg.
50kg?
I see.
I thought I would break my glasses in my 50s.
50kg!
It was heavy, though.
I thought it would break the record of 70kg.
So, I chose 60kg.
I don't think it would break the record of 70kg.
It's dead.
You said it without thinking.
I thought it wouldn't break the record of 70kg.
So, I chose 70kg.
70kg?
That's crazy!
You're a high school student.
Isn't 70kg easy for you?
It was easy for me, though.
By the way, this video is incomplete.
I'll explain it to you later.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to MEGANE POWER KINGDOM.
A hot summer is coming.
When you think of summer, you think of pool, sea, and barbeque.
We have many opportunities to show off our calves.
Let's train our calves in this hot summer.
This is one of the basics of basics.
Pick one, and put it on your lap.
Bench press!
Let's do it.
First of all, let's put on our clothes.
It's embarrassing.
I didn't know you were going to say that.
Okay, let's get started.
How hard can it be?
Bah!
Nice!
How is it?
Bah!
Okay, okay.
I can't do it at all.
You're holding it inside.
I can't do it!
Scary!
I'm embarrassed!
I'm sure you can do it.
Yeah!
Nice!
This is the maximum.
I want you to dance today.
It's a little embarrassing, but...
There's a wall.
In my opinion,
the maximum weight you can lift is...
49kg.
That's my guess.
It's incomplete.
Yes!
Oh!
You guys filmed it together, right?
I did it secretly after that.
Hey!
See you!
What is it?
52.5
52.5!
Oh, I see!
So...
Shibayu is the winner!
I won first place!
Yes!
You won first place!
I didn't know that!
I'm happy!
For Shibayu-san...
This is for you.
Oh, it looks delicious!
Thank you for your patience.
Oh, thank you for your patience!
It's always the same!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Well...
There is only one chance for glasses left!
The last contest!
Big eater contest!
Big eater!
I'm not good at it.
Well...
I know you are suffering from big eater.
And I feel sorry for you.
So...
For you, this contest is not a big eater contest.
You can't stop eating...
because you are full now.
So...
It might be a meal for you.
Yes!
Then, bring it to me!
In front of you...
we have Torotaku roll.
Wow!
That's a lot!
Well...
I'll tell you after three minutes.
But we decided to eat it within one hour.
So...
We didn't eat it for a long time.
I see.
Did you eat it to your limit?
Yes, I did.
He ate it to his limit.
I've seen you eat a lot of food.
I can predict it.
Let's eat!
The first one.
It must be delicious.
It's delicious!
Do you like Mushroom Torotaku?
I like Mushroom Torotaku.
Well...
Wait a minute.
I feel like biting it.
Mushroom Torotaku is small.
Can you eat it in one bite?
It's dangerous.
Can you eat it in one bite?
It's funny, isn't it?
Where do you cut it?
Hey!
Shall I cut it with those glasses?
Can you eat it again?
I can't eat it that much.
I'm not used to it.
You said it before, didn't you?
You said it again when you took the second one.
I still say it.
I think you've been cheating a lot lately.
It's painful if you only have a painful feeling.
Let's do more painful acting like you.
My glasses are starting to crack.
Can I say something realistic?
I'm going to stay here.
How many glasses do you have?
I have 28 glasses.
You're underestimating me.
By the way, I'm going to stop now.
How many?
Thirty-seven.
Oh, really?
That's not much.
Should I stop it? I'll stop it!
Yes, Tetsuya.
Thirty-two.
That means you're already at your limit.
I'll stop it.
As expected, it's thirty-five.
Thirty-five.
I didn't expect it at all.
Right?
Because his legs were narrower than mine.
Oh, I see.
I was a little surprised about that, too.
It's better to say it's short, isn't it?
I'm going to kill you.
You're hiding your face now.
I believe in the power of weakness.
Thirty-nine.
Really?
I'm going to say it.
I can't say it's forty.
I'm going to say it's thirty-nine.
By the way, please take off your glasses, everyone.
Oh, I did it!
Please tell me your current stomach capacity.
Wow.
In percent.
I think it's about fifteen percent.
Eighteen percent.
Six percent.
Twenty percent.
If you're far away, you can eat fifteen more.
What?
It's killing me.
If you're the farthest away.
If you're in a convenience store, you can eat ten more.
Oh!
I see.
I'm not alone.
If you're in a mass production, you can eat twenty more.
Are you crazy?
I'll never eat it.
If you think I'm doing my best, I'll eat you.
Hello!
I'm the branch manager.
Sushi is delicious, isn't it?
But in a sushi restaurant, basically, various stories come out one by one.
Don't you think so?
Wow, I want to eat only the stories I like infinitely.
Let's eat!
My favorite story about sushi.
Yes, it's "hamachi".
So, I prepared 102 "toro-taku" today.
If you look at it like this, there are a lot of them.
Originally, one of them is "maki".
Well, even if it's a hundred of them, it's going to be a long time.
But if you roll it up like katatsumori, it's probably like this.
To be honest, even if it's a hundred of them, I think it's easy.
Look at this.
This is it!
It's a big piece of meat.
It's infinite.
There are five chopsticks, but I eat them all by myself.
Let's eat!
It's too delicious!
Thank you very much!
It's infinite!
I'm happy.
Don't say that!
Shut up and eat!
I can't say it's a big bite or a fast bite.
It's just a meal.
As a rule of thumb, I'll eat it as fast as I can while I'm still energetic.
I'd like to eat it before I decide it's too much for me.
You'll do it for me.
I'm tired of the taste.
I'd like to drink something, but as I mentioned in Mr. Takeaki's video, you have to be patient when you drink something.
So, I'd like you to close your mouth and drink it.
The tea is good and the food is good, too.
You're eating a lot.
I've eaten too much, so I'm in a queue now.
So, I'd like you to hurry up and turn around.
I'd like you to slow down and drink the tea, too.
Can I eat the first-class kale?
I don't need any more.
Thank you for winning "Of the year 2022" award.
What's this?
I feel it's not good.
I'd like you to eat it in moderation.
I made a mistake this morning.
Shut up and eat it.
You're eating a lot.
I'd like you to use the bathroom.
I'm not sure if I can.
I was sitting in the toilet and I wasn't facing the prototype.
I was so happy about that.
I turned the toilet upside down and went somewhere.
You're eating a lot.
Shut up and drink it.
"Of the year 2022" award.
I thought you got it!
Congratulations!
Nice!
But you said it was cool.
Wow!
Not again.
Not again? That's the second one.
You missed the first one, so you get 15 points plus 20 points.
The next one you missed is you!
The one that doesn't suit you.
You're gonna have ten of them.
And you're gonna have 20 of those expensive bread.
Are you nuts?
You guys are underestimating me.
Why?
You eat too much.
I'm sick of it.
I should wear glasses.
[We're going to eat a lot of food today.]
[But we're going to eat a lot of food today.]
So today, we ate a lot of food. How was it?
It was hard.
It was hard to eat.
It's easy to say "I can't eat more" with 42 pieces of food.
Yes.
You're going to eat a lot of food.
You're kidding me.
I think you're right.
I like this.
It's 42 pieces of food.
I can't eat anymore.
Hey, put up a ring.
Put up a ring.
[We're going to eat a lot of food today.]